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"This book marks the first time a mystery story has made me laugh out loud. I laughed until tears were running, and my sides ached! I laughed so hard that my husband came to see if I was OK."

"This has to be one of the funniest books I have read in a long time. It's just bawdy enough to catch one off guard every once in a while yet it would qualify as a cozy mystery. I was in tears laughing."

"There is never a dull moment. You will find yourself laughing out loud at times, and gripping your seat in suspense at others. I highly recommend this book!"

"I don't know how he does it!  Robert Thornhill tackles difficult and controversial topics, yet at the same time keeps us laughing with his trademark sense of humor"

"The books are fast paced, funny, sad, everything that you could want in a book."

"If you are looking for a book that honestly makes you smile while reading, feel good when your done and wanting more then this is the book for you!"

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THE LADY JUSTICE SERIES

 

A Mystery/Comedy Collection

For Mom and Dad

And Especially For Grandma and Grandpa

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THE RAINBOW ROAD SERIES

CHILDREN'S CHAPTER BOOKS

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Volume #1

Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.

City Retiree Action Patrol

Third Edition

f you love a good mystery --

If you love to laugh --

You'll love Lady Justice!!

 

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Volume #2

LADY JUSTICE

AND THE LOST TAPES

Elvis fan???

You gotta read this!!

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Volume #3

LADY JUSTICE

GETS LEI'D

A Hawaiian mystery with a twist

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  Volume 4

LADY JUSTICE

AND THE

AVENGING ANGELS

Lady Justice is drawn into a battle with religious zealots!

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 Volume #5

LADY JUSTICE

AND THE

STING

Walt takes on pharmaceutical giants and corrupt politicians

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        NAMED THE "BEST MYSTERY NOVEL"  Winter 2012

          National Association of Book Entrepreneurs

 

 

 Volume 6

LADY JUSTICE
AND
DR. DEATH

A new Dr. Death is practicing euthanasia in Kansas City!

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Named "The Best Mystery Novel" Fall 2011

by the National Association of Book Entreprenuers

 

        


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 Volume 7

LADY JUSTICE AND THE VIGILANTE

Is it justice or is it murder?

A moral delimma that will leave you laughing and weeping

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 Named "Best Mystery Novel" Summer 2012

by The National Association of Book Entrepreneurs 

Honorable Mention - 2012 Southern California Book Festival

          

  

 

Volume  8

LADY JUSTICE AND THE WATCHERS

"Big Brother is watching you!"

Those were the words of George Orwell in his novel, 1984.

Fortunately, the prediction of this dystopian society never came to pass ---

Or did it?

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Volume #9

LADY JUSTICE AND THE CANDIDATE

 

Powerful special interests are determined to eliminate the Independent challenger in the Presidential Election

Join Walt on the campaign trail for an adventure full of mystery, intrigue and laughs!

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   Named "Best Mystery Novel" Fall 2012

by the National Association of Book

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Volume #10

LADY JUSTICE AND THE BOOK CLUB MURDERS

Members of the Midtown Book Club are found murdered.

It's just the beginning of a series of deaths that lead Walt and Ox

into the twisted world of a serial killer.

The perfect blend of murder, mayhem and merriment!

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  Named Best New Mystery Novel, Spring 2013 by the National Association of Book Entrepreneurs

 

   

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Volume #11

LADY JUSTICE AND THE CRUISE SHIP MURDERS

Ox and Judy are off to their Alaskan honeymoon cruise and they have asked Walt and Maggie to ride along --- and what a ride it turns out to be!

When passengers start to disappear, our gang is drawn into shipboard intrigue as they attempt to solve the cruise ship murders.

Another nail-biting mystery that will have you on the edge of your seat one minute and laughing out loud the next!

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                                          Named "Best New Mystery Novel"

                                 Summer 2013, by the

                                          National Association of Book Entrepreneurs

                                         

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Volume #12

LADY JUSTICE AND THE CLASS REUNION

For most people, a 50th class reunion is a time to party and renew old acquaintances, but Walt Williams isn't an ordinary guy --- he's a cop, and trouble seems to follow him everywhere he goes.

Old flames, bullies and a scorned classmate make Walt’s reunion one to remember.

The Mexican drug cartel is recruiting young Latino girls as drug mules and the Kansas City Police have hit a brick wall until Walt is given a lead by an old classmate.

Even then, it takes three unlikely heroes from the Whispering Hills Retirement Village to help Walt and Ox end the cartel's reign of terror.

Join Walt in a class reunion filled with mystery, intrigue, jealousy and a belly-full of laughs!

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Volume #13

Lady Justice and the Assassin 

Two radical groups have joined together for a common purpose --- to kill the President of the United States, and they're looking for the perfect person to do the job.

Not a cold-blooded killer or a vicious assassin, but a model citizen, far removed from the watchful eyes of Homeland Security.

When the president comes to Kansas City, the unlikely trio of Walt, Willie and Louie the Lip find themselves knee-deep in the planned assassination.

Join our heroes for another suspenseful mystery and lots of laughs!

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 Volume 14

Lady Justice and the Lottery

Two septuagenarians win the lottery's biggest prize, dragging Walt and Ox into the most bizarre cases of their career.

The two 'oldies' are determined to use their new found wealth to re-create the past but instead propel Walt into the future where he must use drones and Star Trek phasers to balance the scales of justice.

When an extortion plot turns into kidnapping, Walt must boldly go where no cop has gone before to save himself and the millionaire.

Come along for another hilarious ride with the world's oldest and most lovable cop!

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 Volume #15

Lady Justice and the Vet 

Ben Singleton, a Marine veteran, had returned from a tour of duty in Afghanistan and was having difficulty adjusting to civilian life.

Fate, coincidence, or something else thrust him right into the heart of some of Walt and Ox’s most difficult cases.

Our heroes find themselves knee-deep in trouble as they go undercover in a nursing home to smoke out practitioners of Medicaid fraud, meanwhile, Islamic terrorists with ties to the Taliban are plotting to attack one of Kansas City’s most cherished institutions.

Join Walt and his band of senior sidekicks on another emotional roller coaster ride that will have you shedding tears of laughter one minute and sorrow the next.

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             Volume #16

Lady Justice and the Organ Traders

A badly burned body with a fresh incision and a missing kidney leads Walt into the clandestine world of an organ trader ring that has set up shop in Kansas City.

Walt is determined to bring to justice the bootleggers, who purchase body parts from the disadvantaged and sell them to people with means, until a relative from Maggie’s past turns up needing a kidney to survive.

Once again, Walt discovers that very little in his world is black and white.

 

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 Lady Justice and the Pharaoh's Curse

An artifact is stolen from the King Tut exhibit, setting in motion a string of bizarre murders that baffle the Kansas City Police Department.

            A local author simultaneously releases his novel, The Curse of the Pharaohs, attributing the deaths to an ancient prophesy, ‘Death shall come on swift wings to him who disturbs the peace of the King.’

            Are the deaths the result of an ancient curse or modern day mayhem?

            Follow the clues with Walt and decide for yourself!

 

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RECIPES FROM MEL'S DINER

 

A cookbook that will make you laugh!

 

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LADY JUSTICE COMBO SPECIAL

 


 

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ROBERT THORNHILL

PRESENTS

THE RAINBOW ROAD SERIES

FOR CHILDREN



Volume #1

SUPER SECRETS

OF

RAINBOW ROAD

Kids with super powers!

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Volume #2

SUPER POWERS

OF

RAINBOW ROAD

Girls can have super powers too!

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Volume #3

HAWAIIAN RAINBOWS

 

Super powers in paradise

 

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Volume #4

PATRIOTIC RAINBOWS

Can the kids save the Liberty Bell?

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Volume 5

SPORTS HEROES OF RAINBOW ROAD

For kids who love sports!

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Volume 6

GHOSTS AND GOBLINS OF RAINBOW ROAD

A trip back in time! 

 

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Volume #7

CHRISTMAS CROOKS
OF
RAINBOW ROAD

Can the kids help Santa save Christmas?

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Tears And Triumphs

of a

New Author 

So how do you write a book?

One author's incredible journey!

 

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Short Stories To Tickle Your Funnybone

Excerpts From The Lady Justice Mystery/Comedy Series

 

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